Spider Shadow is rushing about the corridors.
Spider Shadow: So much to do and the party is soon!
Mr.Canada is casually walking the corridors adn Spider Shadow bumps into him.
Spider Shadow: Hey MRS. Canada watch where the hell you are going!
Mr.Canada: HEY! You bumped in to me you useless tool!
Spider Shadow stops on the spot.
Spider Shadow: Im a WHAT?
Mr.Canada: You heard a USELESS TOOL!
Spider Shadow: You S.O.A.B do you know what day it is?
Mr.Canada: Tuesday War Zones opening day.
Spider Shadow: Yeah, ITS ALSO MY BIRTHDAY!
Mr.Canada: How was I ment to know?
Spider Shadow turns around and quickly turns back towards Mr.Canada streching out an arm. Mr.Canada cowers back and when he didn't get hit he looks at Spider Shadow, he was holding out a poster.
Spider Shadow: I have never liked you, the first day I saw you I didn't like you. THESE posters advertising my birthday party are EVERY WHERE! right here says 'All Invited' now you are crossed fo the invited list, I was going to let you come out of the kindness of my heart ignoring the fact you are a stupid gimmicky loser! But now, you can't come, do you know why?
Mr.Canada: Because I insulted you, listen im sorr...
Spider Shadow: NO!, thats part the reson, the real reson is because you will be in HOSPITAL! The match is up now! Right here.
The Camera man calls another one over to help him show this to the fans on the Titan Tron and ref runs over with a hot coffee stain on his shirt he just got as he heard Spider Shadow Annouce the match.
Scotty Bagwell: WOW looks like we have a back stage brawl!
Ron Burgandy: I remeber my first one of those, I lost!
Scotty Bagwell: You wrestled?
Ron Burgandy: No I asked Veronica back stage if she wanted to go to dinner at my place in bed and she slapped me.
Scotty Bagwell: Ouch that must of hurt! And the bell rings.